Nice Guys Finish LastNIMROD
Pressure
cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane.
I'm so
fucking happy I could cry.
Every joke
can have its truth and now the joke's on you.
I never
knew you were such a funny guy.
Oh nice
guys finish last, when you are the outcast.
Don't pat
yourself on the back, you might break your spine.
Living on
command.
You're
shaking lots of hands.
Kissing
up and bleeding all your trust, taking what you need.
Bite the
hand that feeds.
You kill
your memory
Hitchin'
A Ride
Hey mister,
where you headed?
Are you
in a hurry?
I need
a lift to happy hour.
Say oh
no.
Do you
brake for distilled spirits?
I need
a break as well.
The well
that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2. 1,
2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey's
getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented
salmonella poison oak no
There's
a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue
is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled
times, you know i cannot lie.
I'm off
the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
There's
a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue
is swelling up, I say Shit!
The Grouch
I was a
young boy that had big plans.
Now I'm
just another shitty old man.
I don't
have fun and I hate everything.
The world
owes me, so fuck you.
Glory days
don't mean shit to me.
I drank
a six pack of apathy.
Life's
a bitch and so am I.
The world
owes me, so fuck you.
Wasted youth
and a fistful of ideals.
I had a
young and optimistic point of view.
Wasted
youth and a fistful of ideals.
I had a
young and optimistic point of view.
I've decomposed,
yet my gut's getting fat.
Oh my god
I'm turning out like my dad.
I'm just
a grouch sitting on the couch.
The world
owes me, so fuck you.
The wife's
a nag and the kid's fucking up.
I don't
have sex `cause i can't get it up.
I'm always
rude.
I've got
a bad attitude.
The world
owes me, so fuck you.
Redundant
We're
living in repetition.
Content
in the same old shtick again.
Now the
routine's turning to contention,
Like a
production line going over and over and over, roller coaster.
Now I cannot
speak, I lost my voice.
I'm speechless
and redundant.
'Cause
I love you's not enough.
I'm lost
for words.
Choreographed
and lack of passion.
Prototypes
of what we were.
Went full
circle 'til I'm nauseous.
Taken for
granted now.
Now I waste
it, faked it, ate it, now i hate it.
Now I cannot
speak, I lost my voice.
I'm speechless
and redundant, 'cause I love you's not enough.
I'm lost
for words, now I cannot speak.
Scattered
I've
got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor.
Reminds
me of the times we shared.
Makes me
wish that you were here.
Now it
seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life.
All the
songs have been erased.
Guess I've
learned from my mistakes.
Open the
past and present.
Now and
we are there.
Story to
tell and I am listening.
Open the
past and present.
And the
future too.
It's all
I've got and I'm giving it up to you.
Loose ends
tied in knots.
Leaving
a lump down in my throat.
Gagging
on a souvenir.
Lodged
to fill another year.
Drag it
on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds.
Leaving
myself wide open.
Living
out a sacrifice.
If you got
no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright?
Could it
be alright?
All The
Time
All the
time, every time I need it.
What's
the time?
I'd say
the time is right.
Here's
to me.
Let's find
another reason.
Down the
hatch and a bad attitude.
Salud.
Wasting
time
Wasting
time down a bum fuck road.
And I don't
know where the hell it'll go.
Heirlooms
and huffing fumes, and I'm picking up the pace
and I'm
gonna smash straight into a wall.
All the
time.
A "New
Year's Resolution",
How soon
that we forget.
Doing time.
Loving
every minute.
Live it
up on another let down.
Salud.
Promises,
promises, it was all set in stone,
cross my
heart and hope to die.
Sugar fix,
dirty tricks and a trick question.
Guess i
should have read between the lines.
Having
the time of my life, watching the clock tick.
All the
time, where did all the time go?
It's too
late to say goodnight.
Time flies
when you're having fun.
Time's
up when you work like a dog.
Salud.
Worry
Rock
Another
sentimental argument and bitter love.
Fucked
without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud.
Yelling
at brick walls and punching windows made of stone.
The worry
rock has turned to dust and fallen on our pride.
A knocked
down dragged out fight.
Fat lips
and open wounds.
Another
wasted night and no one will take the fall.
Where do
we go from here?
And what
did you do with the directions?
Promise
me no dead end streets
And I'll
guarantee we'll have the road.
Platypus
(I Hate You)
Your rise
and fall
Back up
against the wall
What goes
around is coming back and haunting you
It's time
to quit
Cause you
ain't worth the shit
Under my
shoes or the piss on the ground
No one loves
you and you know it
Don't pretend
that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now
I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear.
I hate
you I hate you I hate you I hate you
I heard
your sick
Sucked
on that cancer stick
A throbbing
tumor and a radiation high
Shit out
of luck
And now
your time is up
It brings
me pleasure just to know your going to die
Dickhead,
fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking,
asshole,
dirty twat, waste
of semen,
I hope you die hey
Red eye,
code blue
I'd like
to strangle you
And watch
your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you
go down
Head first
into the ground
I'll stand
above you just to piss on your grave
Uptight
I woke
up on the wrong side of the floor.
Made, made
my way through the front door.
Broke my
engagement with myself.
Perfect
picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future
just ain't what it used to be.
I got a
new start on a dead end road.
Peaked,
peaked out on reaching new lows.
Owe, I
paid off all my debts to myself.
Perfect
picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.
The future's
in my living room.
Uptight,
I'm a nag with a gun.
All night,
suicide's last call.
I've been
uptight all night.
I'm a son
of a gun.
Uptight
I'm a nag with a gun.
Jinx
I fucked
up again it's all my fault.
So turn
me around and face the wall.
Read me
my rights and tell me that I'm wrong.
Until it
gets into my thick skull.
A slap on
the wrist.
A stab
in the back.
Torture
me, I've been a bad boy.
Nail me
to the cross until you have won.
I lost
before I did any wrong.
I'm hexed
with regrets and bad luck.
Keep you
distance 'cause it's rubbing off.
Or you
will be damned to spend your life in hell.
Or earth
with me tangled at your feet.
You finally
met you nemesis disguised as your fatal long lost love.
So kiss
it good bye
Until death
do we part.
You fell
for a jinx for crying out loud.
Haushinka
Haushinka
is a girl with a peculiar name.
I met her
on the eve of my birthday.
Did she
know, did she know, before she went away, does she know?
But it's
too damn late
This girl
has gone far away.
Now she's
gone.
All I have
now is a memory to date.
A cheap
hat and cigarettes, and a peculiar name.
I didn't
know, I didn't know, before she went away.
I know
now, I know now, and it's too damn late.
Will she
ever find her way?
I'm too
damn young to be too late, but am I?
Yet again
I'm kicking myself, and I'll be here in battle scars,
waiting
for you.
Waiting
for you now.
Walking Alone
Come together
like a foot in a shoe
Only this
time I think I stuck my foot in my mouth.
Thinking
out loud and acting in vain.
Knocking
over anyone that stands in my way.
Sometimes
I need to apologize.
Sometimes
I need to admit that I ain't right.
Sometimes
I should just keep my mouth shut, or only say hello.
Sometimes
I still feel I'm walking alone.
Walk on
eggshells on my old stomping ground,
yet there's
really no one left
that's
hanging around.
Isn't that
another familiar face?
Too drunk
to figure out they're fading away.
Reject
Who the
hell are you to tell me what I am
And what's
my master plan.
What makes
you think that it includes you?
Self-righteous
wealth
Stop flattering
yourself,
'Cause
when the smoke clears here I am.
Your reject
all-American.
Sucking
up you social sect, making you a nervous wreck.
To hell
and back and hell again I've gone.
You're
not my type.
Not my
type.
What's the
difference between you and me?
I do what
I want, and you do what you're told.
So listen
up and shut the hell up.
It ain't
no big deal.
And I'll
see you in hell,
'Cause
when the smoke clears here I am,
Your reject
all-American.
Falling
from grace, right on my face.
To hell
and back and hell again I've gone.
Take
Back
You pushed
me once too far again
I'd like
to break you fucking teeth.
Stick a
knife in the center of your back.
You better
grow some eyes in the back of your head.
I fight
dirty, just like your looks.
Can't take,
can't take, can't take anymore.
Take back, Take back, Take.
The taste
of bad blood on the tip of my tongue.
An eye
for an eye.
Gun for
a gun.
Cold-cocked
and I'm taking back what's mine.
Expect
it when you're least expecting it.
No loss
of love, the smell of regret.
Lights
out
Can't take
anymore
Shit
King
For A Day
Started
at the age of 4.
My mother
went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking
throught her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.
Sugar and
spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe
in panty hose is making room for the one and only.
King for
a day, princess by dawn.
King for
a day in a leather thong.
King for
a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait
'til all the guys get a load of me.
My daddy
threw me in therapy.
He thinks
I'm not a real man.
Who put
the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock
it until you tried it
Good
Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
Another
turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs
you by the wrist, directs you where to do.
So make
the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not
a question, but a lesson learned in time.
It's something
unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope
you had the time of your life.
So take
the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it
on a shelf of good health and good time.
Tattoos
of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what
it's worth, it was worth all the while.
I hope
you had the time of your life.
I hope you
had the time of your life.
Prosthetic
Head
I see you,
down in the front line.
Such a
sight for sore eyes, you're a suicide makeover.
Plastic
eyes, lookin' through a numbskull.
Self-effaced,
what's his face.
You erased
yourself so shut up.
You don't
let up.
You have
a growth that must be treated
Like a
severed severe pain in the neck.
You can
smell it but you can't see it.
No explanation
identified 'cause you don't know.
You don't
say.
And you
got no reply.
Hey you,
where did you come from?
Got a head
full of lead, you're a inbred bastard son.
All dressed
up, red blooded, Amannequin
Do or die,
no reply, don't deny that you're synthetic.
You're
pathetic.